September 11, 2008

Anyone have guesses as to who this is? Anyone?


VMA Britney

September 9, 2008

Ok, I just saw a clip of Britney on the 2008 VMA’s and I like her again cuz she made me laugh. So yeah. Britney’s in my good graces.  So all future people that plan on having me hate them, make me laugh and all is forgiven, until you do something to make me hate you again.

Clicky HERE to see it.

Daft Bodies

September 2, 2008

Just watch this video.  The song is "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk and is catchy as hell.  But the real fun comes in with the two guys.  I can’t stop alternating between laughing my balls off and being in awe.


August 26, 2008

I discovered the other day at work that power walking IS an actual olympic sport.  It just goes by a different name.  weird.

Having Said That

August 24, 2008

I really enjoy working for Biggby. That said, the other day our drink "menus" came in and I can’t even begin to put into words how awesomely corny the drink descriptions are. Here are some choice excerpts:

Teddy Bear
So sweet it can make even the sourest sourpuss smile.  Send us your grump and we’ll turn them giddy with our Teddy Bear.  (Guys: Doesn’t sound manly enough for you?  Yeah, we know.  So here’s the plan: Order a Grizzly Bear and wink twice with your left eye.  We’ll know that it’s really a Teddy Bear you want.)

Take Aunt Mabel’s pumpkin pie and put it in a blender. That’s what our Chai tastes like. We can even add whipped cream like Aunt Mabel used to, except we’ll ask for a dime instead of a big fat wet kiss. We just don’t know you well enough for that.

Berry Creme Freeze
A strawberry and a banana walk into a bar. . . A coffee bar, that is. Buh-dum ching! Thank you! We’ll be here all week! Try the veal!

I’m not sure about the other baristas, but if some guy comes up to me asking for a Grizzly Bear and winking, I’m going to be looking at them strangely and feeling a bit weird.

The Benny Horror Picture Show

August 23, 2008

I was bored today. Here are some crazy pictures I came across on my trek through the internet.

I Vant To Suck Your Blood.

If this actually existed I would laugh until I shat.

Genius, complete and utter genius.

Amy Winehouse as a child, the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

Breaking News Ladies & Gents

August 16, 2008

I just checked my spam in my gmail account and found the most hilarious shit ever.  Five "Breaking News" stories from ""  Check ’em out. . .

BREAKING NEWS: John Mccain "I Promise To Invade Your Vaginas."

BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson Feels A Little Prick

BREAKING NEWS: Alabama girl butchers neighbor with fruit knife

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Warn Of New Global Luke Warming Threat

BREAKING NEWS: Plane crashes into prep school, hundreds of kids killed

How excellent is that shit.  Quite excellent.  Quite.