Forty Years. . . Really?

How is it that it takes 40 years to discover that some Navy Barracks are in the shape of a swastika? Did no one look at the blueprints?

No Gays

There really aren't any gays in Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was totally right.

5'10" and Stout

I've been feeling incredibly…stout lately and i'm tired of it, so i've switched back to drinking water and have been cutting down on my fast food intake. I don't like feeling fat. But not enough to go to the SAC and exercise. I am willing to jump around my house all crazy though.

Also, I just read that Paris Hilton is donating her “old” clothes to ORPHANAGES and CHILDREN'S HOSPITALS. I don't think I'm the only one that would raise an eyebrow to a cancer-stricken child stumbling around in slutty dresses and high heeled shoes. I can see what she was going for though, I mean what 8 year old doesn't like a nice Versace handbag.

Does Versace even make handbags? Yes, they do, I just looked it up.

Where'd you get your lyrics from?

I have discovered the cause of many a brain related problem (e.g. aneurisms, epilepsy) and it is the song “I Got it from My Mama” by Will.I.Am. The way he spells his name is enough to cause a blood clot to dislodge itself. I heard this “song” the other day while in my car and it made my eyes bleed…

…true story.

Myspace is for Lovers

I hate myspace and I think many other people are coming to feel the same way. I'm also beginning to hate Facebook, I foresee it's downfall in the next year.