~Of Hobos & Sluts~
A Children’s Tale By Benjamin Hill
I want to see my friend Beth, but I unfortunately don’t have the money to make a day trip to Detroit. Maybe I could slut my way down there, that’d be an adventure. I’d become friends with a slut named Wendy who is addicted to smack, has sold her baby for booze money, and is wearing a weave. We would be best pals, Wendy and I.
Though most of our travels would occur via hitch-hiking on I-75, a portion would occur on a train, a good ol’ fashioned steam locomotive. While on the steam locomotive Wendy and I become friends with some hobos who show us how to fashion shanks out of chopsticks and 2 sticks of wrigley’s gum.
It would be such a grand adventure…
The previous was adapted from an actual AIM conversation which occured on March 28, 2008.